Beer Tally V2. #2

Went to a taping of Channel 10s hit theatresports show 'Thank God You're Here'  last night.

1 x plastic cup of white cask wine.
1/4 x stubbie of cascade light.

Tonight pulled up the back verandah with wrecking bar and divested framework of nailage with hammerage.

3 x stubbies of VB
1 x can of carlton draught
  • toofy

The Calgary Streaker

An unidentified man climbed over the glass next to the penalty box, during the Calgary Flames game vs the Boston Bruins on November 7th 2002, but he wound up hitting his head when he fell. After a 6-minute delay, he was taken off on a stretcher to a loud ovation. Having regained consciousness, he pumped his hands in the air.
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There's a remarkable book called No Sanctuary which shows that for a hundred years not only did Americans lynch blacks in the South and the Midwest, but they often took photos of their illegal lynchingsóthat often included photos of all those people who were involved. These were not only lynching photos, but brutal whippings, and they also burned blacks alive. In some of the pictures young children are photographed watching the spectacle To make the horror worse, these images were put on postcards, and people would send them to one another, or would frame them and hang them in their living rooms. Talk about dehumanization! The concept of lynching or burning somebody alive is horrible enough, but then to take a picture, put yourself in it, and then send it to your mother to say, "I'm the third one on the left," is just evil.

http://www.edge.org/3rd_culture/zimbardo05/zimbardo05_index.html
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The Librarian: Quest fo' the Spear

"When a magical artifact is lifted from his library, a meek librarian sets out to ensure its safe return. To do so, however, he enlists the service of a woman with exceptional martial arts skills - who becomes the enforcer in the relationship."

I looked at it and I thought Noah Wyle made some serious money out of ER - he wouldn't be doing it for the money it must be half decent. Well from the man who married his makeup artist comes this TV movie. Surprisingly, I liked it. Harmless yet fun movie although I found the "Encorcerette's" mouth incredibly disturbing at times. At the end when she kisses Noah (wooooo!) she does this kind of Mike Myers/Austin Powers grimace. If that's what kissing a millionaire is like, give me a toad anyday.

In other news I heard on JJJ that the Broken Lizard guys wrote Dukes of Hazzard. I did not know this. I did not know this at all. But I will coitenly be looking out for it now.
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This equation should be taught in all maths classes!
>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.