Worked in a factory all day, then worked at home all afternoon finishing off the destruction of the back verandah.
7 x stubbies of VB
It is Saturday night after all.
Went to a taping of Channel 10s hit theatresports show 'Thank God You're Here' last night.
1 x plastic cup of white cask wine.
1/4 x stubbie of cascade light.
Tonight pulled up the back verandah with wrecking bar and divested framework of nailage with hammerage.
3 x stubbies of VB
1 x can of carlton draught
1 x VB Stubbie.
1 x Carlton Draught Can.
"When a magical artifact is lifted from his library, a meek librarian sets out to ensure its safe return. To do so, however, he enlists the service of a woman with exceptional martial arts skills - who becomes the enforcer in the relationship."
I looked at it and I thought Noah Wyle made some serious money out of ER - he wouldn't be doing it for the money it must be half decent. Well from the man who married his makeup artist comes this TV movie. Surprisingly, I liked it. Harmless yet fun movie although I found the "Encorcerette's" mouth incredibly disturbing at times. At the end when she kisses Noah (wooooo!) she does this kind of Mike Myers/Austin Powers grimace. If that's what kissing a millionaire is like, give me a toad anyday.
In other news I heard on JJJ that the Broken Lizard guys wrote Dukes of Hazzard. I did not know this. I did not know this at all. But I will coitenly be looking out for it now.
This equation should be taught in all maths classes!
>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.